Tuesday, October 6, 2009

A Refusal to be Thrown to the Poats

A report of a most alarming nature has reached my ears. If I do not post - NOW - I am to be thrown to the poats. Whatever praise my Equally Fair, Esteemed and Evil Triplet has heaped on my name, I know that she MEANS BUSINESS.

So here I am.

To those of you who look upon the death of a poor, innocent girl by poats as an event to watch with pleasure (much like the Olympics), I do not know WHAT to say.

For my first post, I think an introduction would be appropriate. But most of you know who I am. Of the extent of my evilness, however, you are happily unaware. I think it best to leave it that way. I have just this to say:

When you open your door... watch out. I may be behind it, ready to jump out at you and start singing showtunes at the top of my lungs. HA HA HA HA HA.

Until some other time, my pretties.

And an edit to oblige Lanta: Don't say more, say Moredor.

(Lanta, whispering from the offstage: Give it a little more OOMF!)

I beg your pardon: DON'T SAY MORE, SAY MOREDOORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

*dies by overdose of exclamation points*

And so, instead of being thrown to the poats and killed, Delaney disappointed everyone by dying in a very unentertaining and prosaic manner. And there was not a dry eye among the readers.

The End.


Angel_Horses said...


My beloved triplet, I fear you msut edit your post without delay, for you have forgotten to tell our raders "Don't say more, say Mordor", and they shall surely never remember if you don't tell them! *has hysterics in a corner*

Delaney said...

There. Happy? :P

Angel_Horses said...

In case I haven't told you before, I do love you so, my dear funny triplet :P

*weeps most mournfully*

Rose Marchen said...

Welcome oh dear and delightfully secretly unkown evil person!

/\That didn't make any sense. I don't think... *scratches hair in puzzlement*

Adonnenniel said...

^haha, Rose, I spent several minutes trying to make sense of your statement! :D It works...I think... :P

Fabulous introduction, most evil of evilishness Delaney!

Bridget said...

YAY!!!! Delaney's here! :D
(Does that mean I get to post a third less often? =) )

Angel_Horses said...

*kills Bridget*

Now your ghost must serve me for eternity and write a new blost every day! :D

And Rosey-wose, I think it would have worked better if you'd spelled "unknown" correctly ;) *looks evil*

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